rubitrightintomyeyes:

bonkalore:

londonrains:

tugamaggie:

lightningeclipse:

super-nikoe:

nelum-bo:

petite-choufleur:

fapitalism:

Pizza time.

omg there’s more

no wheatley that’s too much
no- why would you- no stop
stOP IT OH MY GOD
WHY WOULD YOU
YOU DON’T PUT
COME ON STOP

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE PIZZA

Quick, somebody give him his own Food Network show!

waht aonther oNE

isn’t this how everyone makes their pizza, though? no? just me? okay.

Can’t figure out what must be wrong with the bloody thing!The eggs make sense but I’ve got the feeling this cook book isn’t quite right…

~human culture~

the whealtey

I CAN’T BREATHE

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

911

HELLO

IM DYING BECAUSE WHEATLEY

“WHAT”

WHEATLEYYYYYYY